In case you hadn't figured it out by the title of the article, this means the Empires artifact cycle from M12. Like the Urza lands that gain increased power if all three are on the table, the same goes for the Empires artifact, and this is a mechanic I'm happy to see being reused. It's rare that Magic lists another card by name, but they've been doing that more and more frequently ever since Shards of Alara's cycle, and the concept has been fully culminated here.
|Your mom had one of these in her nightstand.|
|I wore one of these in your mom's room|
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Now, being artifacts, the Empires cycle can fit into any shell you feel like. Some, like this guy over at StarCity, are toying around with Glissa, but instinct alone tells me that there's a better way to go. And by better I mean Tezzeret's Empire.
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hook up with your mom.
Tezzeret is the Emperor. And today's deck is about Tezzeret's Empire.
When I first thought of this deck, there's so many auto-inclusions to me that I'm just going to list out my original concept:
4 Crown of Empires
4 Scepter of Empires
4 Throne of Empires
4 Tezzeret, Agent of Bolas
These four slots make up the core of the deck. Without them, the deck would simply not be.
3 Everflowing Chalice
3 Contagion Clasp
3 Tumble Magnet
The standard proliferate package to go with Tezzeret. No surprises here. A proliferated Chalice becomes extremely useful when you're relying on the activation costs of the crowns and thrones on the table.
3 Tezzeret's Gambit
...It's a blue deck. Again, no surprises here. We need to dig a lot to find the artifacts we need and/or Tezzerets. The gambits ramp up chalice and keep Tumble Magnets alive an extra turn.
2 Black Sun's Zenith
Because I curve out at four and have the power of proliferate along with chalices, not to mention the four ponders and preordains, I feel safe in running only 22 lands, freeing up the slot for two BSZ. BSZ gets rid of annoying shrouded creatures like Thrun, the Last Troll, along with token armies that I otherwise can't deal with. This deck doesn't like tackling more than one or two creatures at a time, which makes BSZ indispensable at taking out a wide swath of little dudes. A turn two Chalice into turn three BSZ for two will save the game against most of the aggro lists out there right now. The card is a must.
4 Creeping Tar Pit
4 Drowned Catacombs
4 Tectonic Edge
The manabase is also pretty simple for this deck. Since literally all of our cards are draw and artifacts, there's not a whole lot of color dependency outside of Tezzeret and BSZ. I keep a 7-3 split only because I don't want to be washed out by a Spreading Seas. Again, due to lack of a color dependency, I find Darkslick Shores too much of a risk. The deck simply doesn't need it.
U/B is a tough, but also a really interesting matchup against this deck. Their Inquizitions, Duresses, Spell Pierces, etc. all do wonders against you, but if you resolve a crown they'll usually find it to be a tough time beating through it. U/W is a bit different, with it being easier to resolve your artifacts but Oblivion Ring is there to ruin your day and turn you into a sad panda. Against U/W, remember that you could need multiple copies of your artifacts at any time, so don't go throwing them away or turning them into 5/5 beaters.
Vampires can be tough if they get an explosive draw, especially since Viscera Seer makes sure you can't steal creatures. an early BSZ is really the only way to win this matchup, followed by an active throne. PyroTwin is a bit annoying in that their exarch combo will never get off the ground, but at the same time they can control the board all day and keep you at bay. Resolving a Throne is again the best way to deal with them, as the infinite sea of dudes will eventually break through the deck's card advantage and steal the win.
Valakut is answered with Tectonic Edge, plus all the digging to get the lands. The crowns and magnets keep Primeval Titan at bay, meaning that Avenger of Zendikar is really the scariest card in the matchup, but luckily you pack Black Sun as well as your own token generating army. If Valakut does go online, Tezz's ultimate can buy you a turn or two to shut it back off or beat for the game. RDW puts up a strong fight, and is probably the worst matchup you could have. BSZ helps, but usually not a lot. Really the only way to win this one is to pop a big Tezz ultimate by T5-6 to recover.
One last time, we have my set of 60 for Tezzeret's Empire. Until next time, this was Yo Mama, and I was just joking earlier. She really is proud of you for reading these articles. She told me while we were making out.
- 4 Crown of Empires
- 4 Throne of Empires
- 4 Scepter of Empires
- 3 Everflowing Chalice
- 3 Contagion Clasp
- 3 Tumble Magnet
- 4 Tezzeret, Agent of Bolas
- 4 Ponder
- 4 Preordain
- 3 Tezzeret's Gambit
- 2 Black Sun's Zenith
- 4 Creeping Tar Pit
- 4 Drowned Catacombs
- 4 Tectonic Edge
- 7 Island
- 3 Swamp